The best way to eat a chocolate bar

I have discovered the best way to eat a chocolate candy bar! Even though it was milk chocolate and not dark, it was delicious. So here is my formula, in three easy steps:

1) Place candy bar in a cooler in the trunk of your car, convincing yourself that even though it is mid-June, the cooler will keep it from melting. (This can also be done in July or August.)

2) Forget about it for 3-4 days.

3) Re-discover your chocolate and savor the melty goodness. It tasted like fudge! =)

On the other hand, there is no wrong way to eat chocolate--except, perhaps, with raspberries.